And Then There Was One.

23!! I'm an Emcee, producer/engineer striving to make a dent somewhere, maybe somewhere as simple as your mind. If you want to get to know me, just do it.

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Tuesday, (The Best Day Ever), June 18
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I’ve been spamming twitter with shit like this for a good hour.
So far nobody has unfollowed me and that makes me sad

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Monday, (The Best Day Ever), June 17
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I wonder if someone has the same exact penis as me somewhere in the world.

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Tuesday, (The Best Day Ever), June 11
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Sunday, (The Best Day Ever), June 9
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Thursday, (The Best Day Ever), June 6
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Losing my mind at how amazing this beat I made yesterday night is, and how the fuck I could have even made it.

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Tuesday, (The Best Day Ever), May 28
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Ten Random Facts About Me:

1. I really like food, because food is like, fuckin monumental

2. When I get bored I think of doing cool things like day drinking, and then I don’t do it at all.

3. I really love watching Supernatural and wish I could get payed to watch it or something, somebody help.

4. I write really in depth explanations to things in messages, and rarely send them because I think people will be like, “this nigga weird”

5. I have been controlling my anxiety lately, and still haven’t gone to the doctor (I probably should).

6. I write poetry over ideas and feelings an put them in my music, only to find that some people don’t understand me. It kinda makes me sad, because it’s not rocket surgery, it’s not brain science.

7. (Extended) I don’t think I’m that smart to begin with.

8. I work really hard on separating my ego from my music, and myself in general, because I really dislike egotistical douche bags.

9. I really want to shoot a music video but don’t know how to execute it properly.

10. I feel like I smell bad all the time

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Maybe it’s because I believe anything is possible with food.

This man told me that a person cannot make menudo tacos. I was flustered, how can you not?! How is that NOT possible? Have YOU tried it?

You can believe in Jesus, but you can’t believe in Menudo Tacos?

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Monday, (The Best Day Ever), May 27
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I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac in my girlfriend’s sister’s car.

I don’t know how to feel about this

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Thursday, (The Best Day Ever), May 23
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I bought some really expensive soap at a garden market, I’ve been using it for about a week and I just realized its been drying the fuck out of my body.


What the fuck man.

Tags: me soap goat milk shit fuck you
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Wednesday, (The Best Day Ever), May 22
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Selfies selfies selfies

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I have. NO HAIR

Tags: hairdo more like no hair----do me beard mustache
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Tuesday, (The Best Day Ever), May 21
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Gettin’ down this morning!

Gettin’ down this morning!

Tags: billy joel me acura fisheye star trek cases i have like 3
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Monday, (The Best Day Ever), May 20
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MERLIN’S BEARD I AM SO DEPRESSED

A LADYBOY BLOG FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE OF THE PICTURE I TOOK IN A DRESS. I AM SO SAD

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So far nobody from work has made a comment about me in a dress on Instagram.

I am glad. How do you explain, “I just wanted to wear it” to machismo?

My legs though.

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I’m so lame, we spend a whole weekend together, and I drop her back off at her place every Sunday.

I miss her already and it hasn’t even been an hour.

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