I need to remember how to flirt.
I want me a lady friend.
You ain't got to flash me your ass and tits, I'd...
regenerador: Michelle Jenneke’s warm up dance I love her I love her I love her
years after the fact: omg they were flirting with me.
azula-lyubov: andthatlittleblackdress: OH MY FUCKCING GOD IKDJGFOIRJ OIAJGROIGKDOPAKP OGRAKGPOE FHJKAFHDKJFHDSJH WATCH UNTIL THE END OMG IT’S WORTH IT
When an attractive person calls you attractive
uhslightfigureofspeech: ^ This would happen, if that ever happened. And then i’d blush and hide.
It’s all love, right? I just feel like tearing someone apart sometimes, realizing that I’m not the one calling shots bothers me, no, I let it bother me. If only.
When your crush says Hi...
sodamnrelatable: You’re all like: “Okay ill see you later” Then you’re like: via sodamnrelatable
I wish girls were more direct.
kristnambr: It’s like they get off on being vague and sending mixed signals. Thank you.
jesusc0re: waterjewdoing: dinuguan: Who raised this kid?! :o wow that’s amazing. why can’t everyone be like him. Always reblog this.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
MTV Hive: Aesop Rock’s Five Tips for Responsible... →
mtvhive: 1. Keep your cat toys simple I would say the best toy for any cat is always some sort of dangling item on a string or fishing-rod-type structure. They prove irresistible every time — and a sassy paw-swipe never gets old. 2. Monitor the litter box Well, [a litter box] is where they shit…
Cosmo tip: Upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are.
Roman threw up.
My dick is like a taco
It belongs in your mouth.
I want to get a new car.
I was told that I could get a great discount since I work at a dealership. So, why not?
queenston: rareredmeat: djkalteraphine: miaman: shoutout to the best shirt eveerrr sorry didn’t you mean I dunno, this couple’s got style